Life Relationships

16 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than A Boyfriend

Written by Aveline

Chocolate is the ultimate comfort food. Sometimes only a little piece of it is enough to make you feel happier. I would be totally willing to believe it’s solely because of how delicious it is, because that little piece of chocolate heaven melting in my mouth is all this girl needs.

However, it is already widely known that there’s more to it than just taste. Eating chocolate stimulates your brain to release those feel-good endorphins. Simply put, endorphins are one of those chemicals that play the part in triggering happy feelings and putting us in a great mood. Another newly acquired (and scientifically supported) fact about chocolate is that it is actually good for your health. It is good for your heart and blood vessels, your skin and your brain.

But the reason I am here is for something that cannot be proven by any science. One of the things I love the most about chocolate is that having it is better than having a man. After going through these sixteen reasons why chocolate is better than a boyfriend, you just might agree with me.

You will not waste countless hours of your life searching for the one, because all the good chocolate is NOT already taken.

Chocolate comes in many different varieties and there is always so much to choose from.

It is not an issue if you and your friend end up liking the same chocolate. Actually, it is even better because sharing is caring!

You never have to wonder if you have left a good impression on chocolate.

Your friends won’t be left scratching their heads and wondering what in the world did you see in that chocolate. They see it too.

Your parents will not think that chocolate is not worthy of you.

When chocolate is sweeter than usual, you do not have to worry that it has some concealed motives.

You never have to worry where your chocolate is when it is not around you.

When you are going through PMS, your chocolate does not annoy you. On the contrary, you appreciate it even more.

When you get tired of chocolate (like that can ever happen), you can always put it away for later.

When you are in need of it, chocolate is always there for you.

You don’t ever have to fear rejection with chocolate.

Chocolate will not break your heart. Unless you gain a lot of weight from eating too much. Even then, the most likely thing to break is your chair.

Chocolate does not leave the toilet seat up.

Talking about commitment around your chocolate will not make it run for the hills.

And finally, chocolate never fails to make you happy!

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